- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

I guess we will have to see, if I where to one day use my ways of thinking with the intention to become the most corrupt politician of them all, do you think I would succeed?

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How do giant spiders like to spend their weekends? Eating Orphans.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

Ryan Maharaj is INDIAN!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

If you go to an animal shelter to get a pet god, you may be dyslexic.

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

A dog was barking at a tree

Two goldfish are swimming in the ocean. One says to another, "I don't think we will be able to survive in this salty environment".

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

roses are red, violets are violet.

Why do dead babies go to funerals? They don't.

why did Jen fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock who's there not Jen

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