How do you stop your golf ball from hitting a goose? You dont.

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roses are red pickles are green i like your legs and whats in between

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Your momma is soooo poor... I don't know how she is so fat

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A black guy, a white guy, and a mexican are on a boat, stranded in the middle of the ocean. Feeling a bit hot due to the above average temperature of an early april afternoon, the white guy and the mexican strip down to enjoy a refreshing dip in the water a few feet from the boat. The black guy, feeling a bit left-out and perhaps even envious at the apparent fun of the other two, speaks up "Hey fellas, do you think one of you could come sit in the boat so it doesn't float away so that maybe I can enjoy the water too?" Hearing this, the white guy and the mexican look at each other utterly astonished. Grasping for a rebuttal, the white guy gathers some courage and says "Do you really think that's a good idea?... You JUST finished your sandwich."

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weston cage

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Dude, i know this guy, who knew this guy named Ben, who knew this guy named Valen, who knew this guy named Chad and he said.... Ben's Dead.

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What is about the size of a sausage, flesh-colored and looks like a penis, if you illuminate it with a flashlight on monday nights? - a penis.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - I lied, it was a goat.

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Q:Why Did the Black people die in there car A: They were Homeless

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._____________________. Whale!

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Adam Chebali has no life

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Whats worse than burning your foot? Getting it eaten off by a cannibal.

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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what did the bull say when it got shot? nothing... its a bull

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

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Anti Joke

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