A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

What looks like half a loaf of bread. The other half

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

What's a Mexicans favourite video game? It depends on his/her personal preferences.

i need teepee for my bunghole! jlr

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

watched pride and prejudice last night. I hate period dramas... too much blood

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to give it a female name.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

Did you hear about the deaf kid? He didn't.

scraggle is in you pillow case

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Can apples get viruses? No, they are a fruit, and fruit cannot get viruses.

Q.why'd the monkey fall out of the tree A. because he was dead.

If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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