Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

You are driving a canoe home when the wheels suddenly fall off. How many pancakes does it take to fill a doghouse?

What's the difference between a trampoline and a cat? I take mu cleats off when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A:He was shot in the face

How much dirt is in a 4 by 6 by 8 hole? None its a hole.

Abortion.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Yo mama is so stuPid that she blew a man for bus money then walked home

What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

knock knock whos there? i dont know arent you supposed to get the door?

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't the farmer shot him before he could have a chance at freedom.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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