Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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WTF? If you look at life from the right, you might just see whats left, and just then I looked down at the midget as he said "Yo whats up?" I told him, hey do you like left? He said! DAAAAAMN RIIIIIGHT! I spent a while just standing there wondering what the hell was happening into my life, it was so right it was left and wrong... NeroMetal (No fucking idea what Neronism is, I just play streetfighter V and type books that confuse people)

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why did the baby have a hole in its head? it was shot

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What did the transvestite say to the fox? 'scuse me, you've got something on your shoe.

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog

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What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

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What kind of bread makes pickles? Dill Dough

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

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Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

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Knock knock Shut up

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why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

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Nero, I have 30 million dollars left, lets split them and leave ground zero behind us, I know it would make me happy to share them with you.

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

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What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

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Latvian guy said to the other latvian guy: ''Why did the chicken cross the road?'' The other latvian guy responded: ''In truth, i do not know. I have not seen chicken in 10 years. The last time was before the red army plundered my village. I can still hear all the screams from the women being raped. But, back to question. Where is this chicken you speak of? I have not eaten in days and my wife and children are close to starvation aswell''

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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What did Osama bin Laden say to Jesus? Nothing. He's in hell.

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

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a man with a serious lung diesease was brought into a hospital, through continuous care they were not able to save him and he died the following morning.

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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