- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

You know what they say... Big feet Lawn-mower

A pig walks into a bar and says, "Oink."

Do u take sugar?

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Knock Knock Who's there? Me ill kill u,

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I am blind

How to condom style ! Ayyyyyyy thts ur baby ! No! No! No! No! No! No! Broken condom style ;)

Whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Except for the cases when you die...then you are dead.

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

Patty cake. Which was a pretty funny catchthingie.

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

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