Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

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Why did priences Dian cross the street? Cause she wasn't wearing a seatbelt!!

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A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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You come home and find your family dead. What do you do? Take a picture, post it on facebook

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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What do you get when you post the same thing a million times? Hate

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Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and ferrari? I dont have a ferrari in my garage!

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What do you call a Mexican policeman? Officer.

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Tool will release their 5th album this summer.

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Why did the Wife cheat on her Husband? Because she was a f***ing BITCH.

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why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

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why did your mum die young because she had canser

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Two muffins are in the oven They didn't say anything.

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Chris Bosh's neck

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Why did Julia fall of the swings? She had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Julia.

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Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

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what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

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Why did the cat die? Johnny put in the microwave.

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Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

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Two muffins are baking in an oven. One turns to the other and says, "Boy, it sure is hot in here!" The other one replies, "OMG, A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Why was the girl crying? She just got diagnosed with cancer you inconsiderate bastard.

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What did the runner say after he ran 10 miles? I just ran 10 miles.

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Anti Joke

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