10% of car thieves are left-handed. 80% of chimpanzees are left-handed. Therefore, if your car is stolen, there's an 8% chance a chimpanzee is responsible.

I drove my Chevy to the levy. It was dry.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

Q:What's colorful and waves like a flag? A: A flag.

hi bros hahahhah like it up, ah ma gkenny

Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

Pineapple.

"Knock knock." "No."

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

what is 3+3= 8

What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

Why did the elephant fall on the marshmallow? Because he didn't want to fall in the hot chocolate!

My mind is like full of holes so I cannot remember where I am anymore, and I am tired in addition, but say, what the hell is a tussle? Sounds cute, but what is that?

Why was the uneducated black guy raped? To make this joke more risky and therefore funnier.

How many fingers do u have? 11 Start with left pinky count 10,9,8,7,6 then 6+5=11

the man walked into the bar and said ur gay

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Knock Knock? Who's there? EMS - your pregnant wife died it a car crash

Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a fetish for sniffing your shoes.

A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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