- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Q: what's red, green and goes over 100 miles per hour? A: a frog in a blender

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

whats black and strange a paki

Why couldn't Matilda walk to school? Because a dog ripped her legs off.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because women have the same rights as men thanks to the 19th amendment and sexism needs to die.

Miscarriages.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

Yo mama is so fat she died

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

Why are trees green? I have no idea

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

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