- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

A man asks a young boy to get in his van. The kid, being very well-educated tells the man he cannot talk to strangers. So, the man tells the kid he understands, and drives away to another nearby child.

What's better then petting a lion? Petting a lion and not getting eaten

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

What is 5 brittish guys who can't sing and horrible music make .... one direction

What do you call a mormon in a red jumpsuit covered in black spots? Proper terminology for this scenario has not been yet made

What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? You die.

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

A young baby died.

What happens to a black man when he jumps into a pool of clorox? He turns white!

What did the sad orphan with liver cancer get for Christmas? Pictures of dead babies to put things in perspective.

a black man and a white man walk into a job interview. neither of them get the job due to lack of skill in the field.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

A black man wearing a belt. Oh, he has a shoelace!

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

There are two fish in a tank and one says to the other, "how do we drive this thing?"

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding an apple.

Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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