- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the friend say to the other friend? A. Hi friend.

A man walks into a bar. Nothing happens that's worth explaining.

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why did the chicken cross the street dude get your facts right it is the road ok well why did the chicken cross the street LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock. Who's there? ........ It turns out it was Helen Keller.

Much to my surprise, the Hoover Dam was not built by beavers.

What's the difference between a truckload of bowling balls and a truckload of dead babies? You can't unload a truckload of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

Two blondes and a brunnett walk into a bar. Remarkably, there was nothing else notable about any of them.

What did the white man say to the black man at midnight? It's really dark out.

what did the farmer do? plant

There once was a man from Nantucket.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

What's the worst part about anti jokes? They get boring after a while

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

Whats white, fat, and looks like a horse? An albino horse who apparently has a high chance of diabetes.

Q:How do you kill Chuck Norris ? A:You don't , He kills you first.

What goes up but never comes down? This dick

what is the difference between a blond and a red head? one is has blond hair and one has red hair

If three men were rowing a rowboat backwards across your front lawn, and six of the four back wheels fell off, how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house? 17 because footballs don't have feathers.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 sodomized his whole family.;

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

How do you get a black man to run? Ask him how his day has been, catch up on some memories of your time at school together, then challenge him to a foot race.

What has two legs and can't walk. Someone thats paralyzed!

Why can't Stevie wonder read? He can. He reads braille.

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