- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A guy walks into a restaurant.... He ordered his meal , got desert and left a nice tip based off a percentage of his final bill.

Girl you must be Jamaican...because you're black and annoying.

The ability to live the life of a dead person.

What's orange, looks like and orange, probably tastes like an orange, and has no brain? Donald Trump

A man walks into a bar, he purchases a drink from the barman proceeds to finish the drink and then leaves.

Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

why does beyonce sing to the left? because it has a catchy tune

Wanna hear a joke about a baby with AIDS? It never gets old.

What do you call an African-American, Latino, Asian, and Canadian all on the same football team? A reasonably diverse group of teammates who are most likely good acquaintances.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by Shrek

What was the motto of the Holocaust? Yolo.

Why was the women not in the kitchen? She was dead

My name is Jeff

A man comes home to find his wife sleeping with another woman. He molests them both.

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Hey Jew. What? Shut up.

Why did the Smartie get fired from the M&M factory? For throwimg out all the W&Ws

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

What's not funny? Today's anti-joke writers

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Why did the teacher need sunglasses? Because she taught in a classroom with a very big window and the sun kept getting in her eyes.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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