- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blond is walking down the street when she is suddenly mugged and raped. She reports her attacker but he is never found.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

A guy walks into a bar and says ouch.

whats 7+4? 74

What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

What's the answer to all your problems The answer

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Whats brown and smells bad poo

You haven't happened to see a cigarette truck around here have you? What's a truck?

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she was born with no arms and is not loved.

how do you get a clown off a swing i dont know but dont call suzy

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

What did the cannibal order at McDonalds? Big Mac, extra pickle, hold the mayo.

Pooring urine into your eyes, is a natural way to cure pink eye. Found this out this morning.

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