How many vikings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Probably just one, though I'd imagine it hard to teach someone from the 9th century C.E. how to, let alone explain electricity.

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ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

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what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

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Yo momma's so fat that she's gotta get a special door that will allow her to get through.

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Where's my tractor?

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what is the differrence between a boy and girl their oranges

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why did the man hit the flight attendant? Im just kidding he didnt.

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane> .....a pilot

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

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Why is there a black president? Cause you voted for him. Thanks! Dick.

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why didnt Joe drive the tractor today? Because Joe doesnt have any arms or legs. Why doesnt Joe have any arms or legs? A) Because Joe is a potatoe

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A white man, hispanic man, and a black man walk into a bar together. They order cokes.

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A depressed horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "Millions of years of natural selection." The horse then tries to drink away his sorrows, but the alcohol is only a temporary release from the pain he's feeling. He kills himself the next day.

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Womens rights.

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daughter and boyfriend havin sex baby baby baby ohhh!! mum walks in; what you doin signin to justin bieber,oh ok just make sure you dont sing to his song its crap!!!!!!!

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What did the Mexican shoe salesman say to the man? Excuse me, do you whih way to main street?

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

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What did ahmet say to adem...? LEMME SUCK ON THOSE TITS joke made by dark

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did the elephant paint his toenails orange? Because he wanted to hide in the pumpkin patch

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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