Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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like this if you think what ever you want to..

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Women's professional sports

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Roses are red. Violets are violet. Violet is a color already.

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What did the blind man say to the fish store owner? I would, 1 fish please.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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A black man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" He says as the Klu Klux Klan beat him with sticks

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What do you call a guy who accidentally cut off his hand in a blender? Stupid.

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What did the cancer patient get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far.

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knowone loved me why???????????????????????? because they were so damm ugly

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Why can't Mich Jackson draw a perfect circle? Because he's dead.

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What does water smell like? water.

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how do stick a dead baby into a blender and why???????? feet first so u can see the reaction on top.

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Why did the priest fall onto the alter boy? Because he lost his balance

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Why is an elephant gray Because it's GRAY!!! duh

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Dude, that's not banana ice cream...

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Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

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One time at band camp.............that's it........

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A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

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Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

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What did the fridge say when I opened it? Nothing.

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do you wanna hear a joke school

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Have you ever just woken up one day and thought, "I don't wanna wear pants today."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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