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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

A man walks into a bar And compliments the bartender for his great service

A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

masturbating on a tarc bus

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

Why did the owl visit the hospital? His mom was dying of luekemia.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

What's the difference between Mitt Romney and a statue of Mitt Romney? The statue doesn't change its position.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

what do you call a man who likes other men? A fag

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

What's big and long? My dick.

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What's white and sticky? A white stick.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

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Two olives are sitting on a table. One loses his balance and rolls off. The other calls down to it, "Oh my gosh, are you okay?" And the olive yells up, "No. I just rolled off a friggin table."

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