- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

why did the little boy cross the road? because he had been raped.

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

i stole a monkey from a man in a yellow hat his name is george now his name is i hate you

Q. How many Jews can you fit in a blender ? A. 37 but you can try and prove me wrong

Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

Why did Mr. Moseley choose to not buy crest toothpaste this month? Because your daughter got an abortion.

Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

What do you call a black person pimping out his bitches? a dog breeder.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven liked to eat numbers lower than itself.

Where does Charlie Sheen buy his clothes? Winners

You just wasted time of your life reading this, and perhaps even more wasted time thumbing this down.

What did the teacher do? He taught.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? Still a pilot.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has no arms.

Whats similar about an elephant and a plum? Theyre both gray, except for the plum

I've been hearing a lot of Jew jokes lately, Anne Frankly I'm sick off it.

What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

Take wrong turns

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

question: do zombies eat brains answer: actually zombies don't exist, so they don't eat anything

What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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