Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

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The $5.00 Foot-long at Subway's is actually $5.45 due to tax.

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a man walks into a bar he has a drinking problem and we are all consered

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

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Why can't white kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get soap in their mouths Why can't black kids say the "F" word? Because they'll get a beating until their butts turn black and blue and they'll start crying in pain

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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go F*** yourself

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A giant meteor will hit the earth tomorrow.What do you do? Tell everyone I told you so.

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What's black and white and read all over? Michael Jackson. I spelled "red" wrong.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because if you subtract 6 from 7 only one would survive.

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Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

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what do dead babies and turkeys have in common? you eat them on ocasions

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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What is worse than Jerry Sanduski? Nothing

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Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

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Why do black people have white hands? Palms and soles are not in direct sunlight, and therefore less amounts of melanin are produced in those regions.

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If a man is alone in the woods and there is no one there to tell he's wrong is he right? If a tree falls on a women.... Before we tell the rest why was there a tree I the kitchen?

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why did they make a new iphone? because individuals like to be connected to local and world wide media so they can stay in touch with all news, friends and family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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