Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Your momma's so fat she ate oranges and coffe

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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One man's trash is another man's treasure is a horrible way to tell a kid that he's adopted

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roses are red violets are blue dinosaurs are extinct obama is black

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what do you call a deer with no eyes? no eye deer! -jpow

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What starts with an 's' and ends with a 'hit'? Shortly after the war, 4 men went to celebrate at the local bar. They all had a grand time there, when a man in black walked into the bar. The man in black knocks once on the bar. "What do you want?" asked the bartender. The man in black didn't respond. This time, the bartender asked again, only louder. The man in black then turned to his right to face the 4 other men celebrating. The man in black then suddenly pulled out a pistol, and shot the 4th man. He then burst into a sprint and ran out of the bar. "He's hit," the 3rd man shouted, "he's hit!"

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Wwhat's black on top and white on the bottom? Rape.

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How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

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Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

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Roses are red My parents are dead I am Batman.

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What is 1+1? It's 2!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are yellow Azeleas are pinkish purple

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Why did the blonde commit suicide? Because she hated her life.

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Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

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What do joe greene and joe biden have in common? Their first name

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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Two guys are walking down the street. One asks the other "Nice weather today, huh?" And the other responds "It sure is," and they both continue on with their days.

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Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

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What did The Black man have for breakfast? Bran Flakes.

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Why did little Jimmy cry when his Rolls Royce got destroyed? Because his parents were in it.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

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John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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