What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

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why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

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what do you get when a penguin has a heart atack pengatack

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Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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two muffins were in an oven, one muffin said to the other, " ohmygod! its so hot in here!" the other muffin said,"AHHHHHH!!!! its a talking muffin!!"

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How does Moses make his Tea? Hebrews it.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, Run Quick, Before I Rape you!!!

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A rabbi and priest both go into a bar... and they each had a responsible number of drinks before walking home.

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What's green, three feet tall, and can live forever? Definitely not Julie Andrews.

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Where are the first Cannibals in the Bible? A. 2 Corinthians 8:1

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what do you call a bomb in a plane? A dangerous threat to lives

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What did the ethiopian give his wife for her birthday? HIV

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A man is walking on the beach, he trips on a mystical lamp and dusts i off a little. turns out that it was just a lamp, he droped it back on the sand and was arrested for littering.

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Why was the bully in detention? He punched a fellow classmate.

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One time at band camp, I advanced my clarinet skill, which led me to have a good life.

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what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

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What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Unless this event results in you being a vegetable.

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Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

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Two muffins are sitting in an oven. They are baked until ready and then enjoyed be the person who made them.

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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