- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

guess what what ...

Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

Why should we dislike all the jokes on the Newest Page? Well you should too. >.>

How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

Why did the man shoot himself? Because he already shot his wife.

Q: A Mexican and a Jew are at a race. Who get hit first? A: None of them because they're from a different religion.

A three-legged prostitute, a coal miner, and R. Kelly walk into an all-midget rendition of Stravinsky's Rite of Spring. The miner has a heart attack and dies. The concubine and the vocalist do nothing to help.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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