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A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

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Q:Why was the blond so dumb A: She had downsidrome

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What do you get when you cross a squirrel and a horse? Each animal has a different number of genetic faults therefore such a process would be impossible.

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A seal walks into a club.

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Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

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Roses are red, Bacon is red, Poems are hard, Bacon

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Why did the black man commit suicide? Because he was killed by a white cop.

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there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

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The doctor told a man he had aids. He told his friends he had AIDS so his friends wouldn't sleep with his wife after he died.

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What did the parrot say to the dumb man? Nothing

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you suck

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

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What's the point of going to college? There is none.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

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why couldnt the polish people live in the outhouse? because the mexicans in the basement were too noisy

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What did Adam say when he saw Eve with just a fig leaf? The recipe said three frikkin figs.what the hell am I going to do with a fig leaf, you better get back in there, and hurry because I'm double parked. I was referring to Eastend married couple Adam and Eve Turner, in case there was any confusion.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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A guy walks into a bar carrying an octopus under his arm. The bartender asks him, "say, buddy, what's with the octopus?" and the man replies, "this is the most intelligent octopus in the world. In fact, I bet you $100 that it can play any instrument you give it." The bartender snickers at the other patrons, and puts $100 on the bar. He motions the man over to the piano by the wall. The man puts the octopus on the piano, but it nothing happens. The octopus is dead, because it's been out of the water for a while. The bartender looks at the man sadly, as two psychiatric orderlies from the local mental hospital take the visitor away to the looney bin, after another patron called the police. The bartender never gets his $100, and now he has to clean up the godawful mess on his piano.

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Why did the police officer pull over a black guy? He was going over the appropriate speed limit for that area.

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