whos on the right track? lady gaga

Girl: What's up? Guy: If I told you, would you sit on it?

Interviewer: Are you currently a smoker? Applicant: Are you implying that I look like a chimney?

Mom: Ask me if you're adopted Boy: Am I adopted? Mom: yes

Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Redcunt? You got to try being nicer if you want a proper answer

Why is the spine-tailed swift is the fastest bird? Because its faster than the second fastest bird

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

what's worse than finding 8 dead babies in 1 trash can?....... 1 dead baby in 8 trash cans.

Who did you see last night? Nobody, no one wants to see you.

Q. What do you call an average middle-aged white man who walks into a bar and asks for a drink? A. Not a very funny joke

why did the mushroom go to the party? because he`s a fungi

Why did nobody like the famous singer? Because she was Rebecca Black.

Whats pink and slippery? A pink slipper.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Why did the litle boy's hat come off? cause he got hit by a train!

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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