10+10=20. 20+20=40 40-10=30 I have 2 penises.

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Did you hear about the Australian man who was jumped by a gang of Americans with knifes? He had his cash and possessions stolen from him, and had to spend two weeks in hospital due to stab wounds.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Schizophrenia.

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why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

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You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

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Q-how did the blind man cross the road? A-with a guide dog

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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guess what what ...

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Friends are like potatoes - when you eat them they die.

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Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

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What is white, black and blue all over? A zebra that was assaulted by Chuck Norris.

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A woman was talking to Ghandi. "Oh wait" He says "I can't, My kids are home"

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

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What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

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why did the girl fall of her bike She had no arms

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