Three girls are eating icecream one girl sucks on her icecream the second girl licks on her icecream and the third girl bites on her icecream. Q: Which of the three girls is married? A: The girl with the wedding ring.

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

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Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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This is my fist. Would you politely run into it as fast as you can?

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Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

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What do fat kids and whales have in common? Ruth burden

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knock knock Who's there? The Police! Your under arrest.

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I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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What did the farmer say to the survivor of the plane crash that just crashed on his land? "Need a band-aid?"

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What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I jack off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

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It's probably not a good idea that you're in here. You're a very large animal. Any sudden movements, you may injure somebody. I don't know why you're here. None of the glasses are ergonomically designed for you to drink from them. So, you should probably leave.

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why did sally drown cause she was black

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Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. Your under arrest for drug trafficking and possession of illegal firearms. You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the hospital because his wife has multiple STD's

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In Soviet Russia, millions die under an oppressive and uncaring regime that uses communism to justify its inhumane policies.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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