- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What do you call a creepy person trying to break into your house? A robber

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Is it normal to eat breakfastr in the morning? Yes By Logan in South Dakota

whats worse than getting no gifts for christmas? getting hit by a bus for christmas

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

Why was Junior sad? His parents were killed in a car crash.

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If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

What's green and fuzzy and will kill you if it falls out of tree? A Pool Table

White men's rights

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Knock, Knock Who's There? An Orange No Seriously Who Are You?

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

knock knock who's there? the paperboy the paperboy who? i lied, i'm a serial rapist, you should have looked through the peephole

Why did the man fall off the cliff? I don't know, I have mental AIDS.

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