The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A man walks into a bar. He hits his head, and then goes to the nearest drinking establishment.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what happend to the kid standing on a railway, he got hit by a train

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many Santa Clauses does it take to change a light bulb? Santa Claus isn't real.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -5

An itsy bitsy spider went up the water spout Down came my dick, and forced the spider out

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A: How do you piss off a female pilot? Q: Kill her family

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the fisherman say to the other fisherman? Were both fishermen

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Your mother is so fat she sometimes eats a normal sized portion of food and does not feel satisfied

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

I thought it was the WHITE house. C'mon Obama. C'mon

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A Catholic priest has the choice between spending an hour with a young girl or a young boy. Which does he choose? Neither because that's illegal and completely immoral for a priest.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

baby on board sign?? target aquired.............

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the group of black men do to the old white woman? Gave her back the purse she dropped.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are blue Violets are red Sugar are you And so is sweet

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is worse then 10 babes nailed to a tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Does anyone know any good ways to piss off an Grammar Nazi?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

IF YOU ARE A GUY: Think about a really hot girl. She has the perfect chest, amazing face, blonde hair, and looks flat out stunning. She takes off her shirt which is very appealing and causes for you to get excited because you might get lucky. She takes off her pants, or skirt depending on the choice that you decided upon when imagining this girl, and is walking towards you in nothing but a bra and panties. She continues to take off her bra and gets on top of you. You passionately kiss and afterwords she whispers in your ear, "are you ready for some of this?" you nod your head and she proceeds to remove her panties. Let's freeze this situation for a moment. Assuming that you would ever be in a situation like that there has to be a catch right? A hidden camera, her husband comes home, a rabbid zombie crashes through the door...something. I am happy to tell you that there are no worries about this because nothing will stop you from making sweet and beautiful love to this woman. So let's get back to the scenario. You not your head and quickly tear off your clothes and begin exploring her body. Now turn her 64 and give her a penis with an amazing amount of pubic hair, make her fat, and submit to this manlady. You ask how this happened? Earlier that evening you took a particularly large amound of LSD, or acid if you prefer, and began tripping out. You began seeing ugly people as hot people, and hot people as ugly people. Your friends were concerned because you were hitting on a tree and started humping it at which you were removed from the party by your date who just so happened to be a fat and ugly hermaphrodite who repeatedly raped you and made you cry in submition to her kinky tactics. Drugs are bad, but they make for interesting stories for your friends to tell their children when they get older at your expense.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops