A duck walks into a bar.... Duck: Can I have a glass of water? Bartender: How would you like to pay for it? Duck: Put it on my bill

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

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There once were 2 cowboys who were lost on a dusty trail. Later on they found their way out and are now doing very successful

Roses are red Violets are blue I have five fingers The third one's for you

What did the paralyzed kid get for his 18th birthday? A boner.

Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Gay republicans

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Your city streets are so bumpy that cars get flat tires when going to the gas station.

A:why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side =D B:...i dont think you fully grasp the concept of an anti joke yet...smh -.-

Wanna hear the orphan joke knock knock who's there? not you parents

What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

An Asian man is driving a car. He was on the way to the market to buy dinner for his family

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

A mormon walks into a bar.

what did charlie sheen do when his ex wife insulted him? he horribly abused her

Yo mamma is so fat that she is likely to consume large amounts of food regularly.

Ask me if im a truck are you a truck no

What's worse than having a spiked club shoved up your butthole? Not much.

Anti Joke

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