- Anti Joke

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

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What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

Whats white? A fridge

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

Why didn't Clemson accept John Burns' college application? Because John Burns was wanted for five counts of first degree murder.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the cat eat himself? He was hungry

What do you call a kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

Why was Samantha crying? Because her hair got stuck in a fan.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

What's white, black and can't fly? Nothing important.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What is the difference between a black man and a pepperoni pizza? One can actually feed a family of 4.

A guy says a joke. It was not funny

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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