My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

dylan wishes life was like cod. that way he would actually be able to do something cool

A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

The New York Giants

A: Knock Knock B: Come in A: Come in Who B: Your Mum...

Yo mama so fat She could die any day.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

What do you call an asian with a small penis? Whatever his name happens to be.

the waterhorse is a beautiful creature. It often frolics through fields of wheat.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Because skeletons don't get invited to parties because they are the remains of something that is dead and that would be a very ood thing to have at a party.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

irish man drinking john smiths

A muslim paints Mohammed

A black guy bought fried chicken and grape soda and decided to eat in the park. He had a sip of the grape soda and said "aaaaaaahhh grape drank!" There was a man dressed in a grape coustume drinking out of the fountain.

women sports....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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