- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What do you call a fly with no wings? Disabled

Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Name three similarities between racism and sexism I, S and M

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Roses are Red Violets are Blue The mothership came and your did a whole lot of scam

Two little boys are talking to each other: - My dad's dick is soo biig! - Eh, my dad's dick is small but it still hurts...

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? Names.

Roeses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Name Is Dave, Microwave

nobody move! I've dropped my brain.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

What looks like poo but is rainbow colored? Rainbow colored poo.

Once ther was a happy little boy and he was just playing with his dinosaur when he was hit by the school bus that was supposed to take him to school. The End

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

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