Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

what's worse than me fucking your mom she enjoyed it

Knock knock! Who's there? ADHD ADHD wh-? SQUIRREL!

how big is a black mans penis? idk ask his wife

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

Dude, you were so drunk last night that you got in a terrible car accident, and now you are paralyzed from the waste down for life.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a purple river? It gets wet...

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you call a Muslim flying a plane? A pilot

Whats Brown And Sticky?! My Shit!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead.

Why did the fridge fall off its bike? Because someone threw a little girl at it.

life is like a box of chocolates........no it's not

What do you say when you see your tv floating at night? Drop it, nigga!!

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

whats big and can vibrate after you turn it on? A washing machine.

John Cena for president

If I fly my canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, then how many lollipops does Obama have? None, because dogs can't use flashlights.

White men's rights

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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