a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

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What's worse then your mouse running away? Getting hit by a plane

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How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask him to lower the volume a bit and maybe also play a quieter tune.

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What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why did the car's airbag go off? He hit a boy eating his ice cream

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I am going to school I live in Ohio, but I'm at Germany How do I do it? I'm a blonde, nobody knows

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what do you say to the preacher when he walks into church? i dont fu***** know, im jewish.

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what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

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What do humans and trees have in common? -If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they fal down

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Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

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Why did Little Billy trip? Because I shot his foot off.

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Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

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why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? He likes bungie jumping, and wanted to cheer himself up by doing one of his favorite hobbies

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What kind of dance does an alien do? None, aliens aren't real.

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Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

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ANTONI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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What do you get when you mix Obama and Chief Keef? OBLLAMA

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A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

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rocky is staring at us from outside...

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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how many licks does it take to get too the tootsie center of a tootsie pop. Well it depends on how you eat it, there is always the option of biting it, so there is no defined answer, as well as ones lick might absorb more of the lollipop then another mans.

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Why did the black man actually receive an education. Because he is entitled to one as a citizen of the world. Frederick Douglass, at the twenty-third anniversary of the Emancipation Proclamation stated that "Education, the sheet anchor to a society where liberty and justice are secure, is a dangerous thing to society in the presence of injustices and oppressions...." Douglass knew that in order for black people in America to survive, they had to be educated because it was the one area that could make the weak person strong and the black person equal. By the time the modern day Civil Rights Movement started, its leaders already knew that education was knowledge, and that knowledge was power. In order for black people to gain their equality, they would have to have a solid foundation to stand on, and that foundation would be education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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