- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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an orange and an apple are both in a fruit bowl, the apple says nothing as its an apple and apple's cant speak its just an apple

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

RRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What did the doctor say to the obese person? You have diabetes.

why was the tricycle lonely? the mom back over the kid in the driveway.

Your mother is so fat, that she was instructed by her doctor to go on a low carbohydrate, high protein diet to reduce the risk of heart disease later in life.

Roeses Are Red Violets Are Blue He's The One For Me And Not For You, And If You Try To Take My Place I Will Take My Fist And Smash Your Face(:

What's the best Anti-Joke ever? I don't know, but it's NOT this one.

How many dead babies can you fit inside Casey Anthony's trunk? Trick question. She didn't do it.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Q: What do you say to someone who makes fun of you and is bigger than you? A: Nothing, you just punch him in the toe and run away

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have schizophrenia So do I

Why did the boy not wake up on time for school? He was fucking dead.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Colin Fry backwards is yrF niloC

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.

even a blind squirrel finds a nut every now and then. but has a high probability of getting hit by a car and slowly dying from crushed limbs

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? hit him in the head with an axe

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? -getting raped by 10 very hung men who go balls deep

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