How did 6-year old dyslexic boy start his essay on soap? Sopa is shit...

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Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

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Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

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have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

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hickory dickory dock no one cares

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in 2001 a man was working happily in his office cubicle and got an email from his boss saying that he had great news for him. filled with excitment he knew he was getting A big promotion and could finally afford that new toy his kid has always wanted. Feeling great the man walks up to the office window to enjoy the view he notices a very large commercial airliner flying straight towards his office.

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Why couldn't the little pirate see the movie? He was busy

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Q. What happened when a man went to a bar? A. Nothing, The bar was closed.

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tiger woods played golf against peyton manning and yet tiger still cant win.

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Whats hard and long? An erect penile shaft.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black I'm blind

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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A blind man walked past a fish store. For a second he thought it might be a womens vaginal odor, but then concluded it was most likely a fish store, and went on with his day.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...................... Wats so funny?

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Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

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Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

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I like it it the butt -Tyler James Nehring call me 863-670-1547

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

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When life gives you melons, your dyslexic

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how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

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walk into your friend’s house and say “what’s up with the dead guy out front?” (you have to murder a person for this joke to work)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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