- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Sally sell sea shells down by the sea shore? To support her growing crack addiction that is ruining Sally's and Sally's families lives

2 men walked into a bar. the other one ducked.

Horse with a chair on his head.

Wanna hear a clean joke? A little boy took a bath with Bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is the name of the man.

What do a fish and a bird have in common? They both live under water. Apart from the bird.

Thats what she said

What do you do when a blonde falls up an elevator? Pray, and hope Jesus will take you as well. Just kidding, Jesus isn't real.

What's big and green and would probably kill you if it fell out of a tree? A pool table.

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

Why wouldn't someone want to work in the mining industry? Their dad died in the mines.

Cancer.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

I have this friend named Rachel, so I call her Rachel.

How do you find out the population of Mexico? The census.

what happened to the fish that got washed ashore? it died due to lack of water-borne air particles.

One time at band camp.............tha'ts it........

You and your parents are going to die today

why did josh pick up the quarter because he's a jew

Why did the girl go to the hospital? She had an asthma attack.

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

Do you want to hear a shit joke? Stuart.

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears a bathing suit, people are like, wow, that woman is fat.

A black guy walks into a KKK meeting. He is burnt on a cross outside his families house. They will mourn his death for years to come

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