- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

How can you tell if someone is vegan? -they'll tell you

Korean man, "Hi, I'm the President of North Korea!" Man, "Oh wow! What's your name?" Korean man, "Kim."

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, All you HATERS of Bieber, Go sick your mother.

What does an orange and a lemon have in common? They are both orange, exept lemon

Sharing means caring, Caring is socialism

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

If Chuck Norris were to roundhouse you. Then something previously happened before the altercation, that caused tension.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Freddie Mercury died of AIDS. Many consider him a musical hero.

Roses are red Violets are blue Everyone on antijoke that steals what I write go to hell My toaster has down syndrom.

Why did the Asian man have to sit down to pee? Because he had no legs.

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

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