I like it, I like it becuase it is cream

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A student often slept through his alarm, which led to a lower class attendance rate and thus a poor performance on his exam

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What's the difference between a whore and a blonde? There is not enough information to answer this question.

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Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

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Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

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What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the Batmobile? Robin, get in the Batmobile

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Say the line below sixteen times very fast: I like to find threes and peel of their... BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK... Done? Good boy!

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A black man and a mexican are falling off a cliff. Who lands first? The police officer.

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What is Debbie short for? She has no legs.

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Call of Duty Infinite Warfare

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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What did the boy born with cancer get for christmas? ... More cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need a job Stop spitting on me

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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how did the girl die? she read all of your terrible anti-jokes.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Moose A: What do you call a moose with diapers on its head? Moose B: Me.

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Why did the fat kid fall of his bike? The skinny kid pushed him off!

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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Q. why did the skeleton crosse the rood. A. he didin`t becas he had no guts

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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