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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Two Jews walk into a concentration camp. One goes to work and the other one gets gassed.

What do you call a black woman who had 4 abortions? A Crimestopper

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

So a guy with a machine gun walks into a bank, makes a deposite and leaves.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

Executioner: Would you like to make a statement? Mr Murderer: Yes, I would love to sing a song. Executioner: Very well. Begin. Mr Murderer: There were 6 billion in the bed, and the little one said roll over, roll over. So they all rolled over and one fell out...

like if u think princess kenny id the fairest maiden in all the land. if u havent played or watched pewdiepie play south park the stick of truth, disregard this message.

i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

What did one liar say to the other liar? I'm very honest.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party? Skeletons can't move.

Why did the man have a hard time trying to open the door? The door was locked

what do the parents of a starved family do? kill their kids chop them up into little pieces and eat them.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Asians.

why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? I'm not sure, he could not unwrap them.

Why didnt the car turn on? Cause the keys werent in the ignition

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue U suck Dick Just Like Ur Dad did to u

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

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