- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does a carrot and a potato have in common? They're both not chocolate

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Whats invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts

What happens when a blond walks into a bar She buys a drink

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

A guy was beet by his wife.

What's the difference between a smart blonde and bigfoot? There's been sittings of bigfoot

Why did the Asian crash her car? Someone shit on her windsheild.

Q: What's worse than getting a divorce? A: I don't know, i'm still married.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

What kind of cheese isn't yours? Someone else's.

What was the blind man doing before he was strangled? He was breathing.

There was a farmer had a dog and Bingo was his name-oh But the farmer killed and ate him, because Bingo licked himself inappropriately

Why didn't Helen Keller learn to drive as a teenager? They didn't have cars back then.

A priest and rabbi walk into a bar, they order a few drinks, then call a cab to go home.

A man crashed his boat and is lost in the ocean. He comes across a cruise ship, and they ask if he wants help. The man says, "No. God will save me, but thanks anyway." Later on that night, he is eaten by a shark.

why did sally fall off the swing? because she was a fish.

your mama so fat she has a low self esteem

If your uncle jack helped you off your horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse? Yes

Why do Asian Women have small boobs? Because anything under A is unacceptable.

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