- Anti Joke

Knock Knock The homeowner's acquaintance had called him just minutes prior because he had forgotten something at his house. With this having occurred, the homeowner had a strong sense of who was at the door. Being a cautious person however, he checked his prediction by examining the man through the door's peephole. Having asserted that it was what he had in mind, the homeowner opened the door and handed him some papers that were of importance to the acquaintance.

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is blue, around 30 cm long and makes women cry? Crib death!

I have two friends, Jeffrey and Barbara. You might think that Jeffrey likes sports and beer, and that Barbara likes knitting and cooking. But you'd be wrong, Barbara is dead.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

A guy walks into a bar and falls.

,Do you know what hapened to the janitor who cleaned the school halls? He finished the job, got paid a reasonable amount and went home to his average family.

I went to work Got paid, Then came home.

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

Why did the elephant not do 9/11? Because he drank a hispanic turtle.

Jimmy can't drive the tractor. Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he's a patato

Why was the little kid bullied? Because kids are goats.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

it's easy to take part, just type your text below!

troll----> hahaha---->

Q: What happened when Johnny cheated on his test? A: He got a higher score

Penis