Why does beonce say to the left, to the left. she doesnt she sings it.

Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* Knock Knock. *Silence* *Busts open door* "Oh right... I killed Bob last week.

Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

Woman's Rights

A dyslexic man walks into a bra

Doctor! Doctor! There is a fly in my soup! Moral: Huh?

I'm going as the joker for halloween

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

Urban ghettos

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

Q: What did little Jimmy get his grandfather for Christmas? A: Nothing his grandfather died on Thanksgiving

Knock Knock Who's there? Gilbert Gilbert who? Goddamn it David just open the door

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

What did the husband say when his wife startled him as she appeared coming out of the kitchen? You scared me.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

You know what rhymes with school? Hell.

Knock knock Come in

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella? For rain.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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