Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

What's worse than getting in a car accident? Being turned into dust and swarmed by bees while on fire

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are Razzmatazz Violets are Arsenic These colors are weird Cancer.

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

You're a frog

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

What's brown and sticky? A black man's dick after raping you.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

What is White on Top and Black on bottom? Micheal Jackson.

Why do all black people look the same? They don't, you're either just racist or unobservant.

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

Why did the little boy throw a clock out of the window? Because he wanted to break it.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have no idea how to rhyme, I like tacos

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

Rex Ryans foot fetish was honer by Mark Sanchez when he threw the ball at his teammates feet.

One kid says I've had threw bottles of water and I haven't had to go to the bathroom. His friend says may have a urinary tract infection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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