- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

Yo momma so fat she weighs 400 pounds.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Then I contracted bronchitis from the smoke. Unfortunately I don't not have time to visit a doctor to mend this debilitation. In fact, nobody does.

you need 2 pple for this. Ask me if im a tree? Are you a tree? no

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

why dont they make black forks

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What happened to the alcoholic? He got liver cancer

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than that? Hearing that joke a million times on this site.

A man walks into a bar. Then he buys a beer.

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

What's black, white and red and can't turn round in corridors? A nun with a spear through her head

A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

Why did the black man cry? He was grieving the death of his brother C.D

Knock Knock. There was no answer.

why was the man at the tuna fish factory mad? because he was going through intense emotional trauma happening in his life because of problems with his wife and child.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

THe Election

Knock knock, "Whos there" a business man who wants to sell you things that you don't need "Oh, go away"

What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are red I'm colorblind

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