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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many black guys does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Why did Moses cross the road? He wanted to play Xbox with his friend Jeff. Moses was a 12 year old boy from California.

How do you know if you are an alien? When you start maulesting sea creatures for their milk

why couldn't Hellen Keller scream when she fell of a building? She was wearing mittens.

why don't you hit a black guy on a bike? because its probably your bike

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Why are fish bad at basketball? Because they're afraid of the net...

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

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A family goes to a talent agency and performs an act. They call themselves the aristocrats

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven three twelve. Am i doing it right?

A: I accidentally shot my sister with a rifle! B: you don't have a sister? A: exactly

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

How much is that doggie in the window? $4.95 + Shipping&Handling

A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

What did the young boy get his Father for Father's Day? A bouquet of flowers for his grave stone.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A1: he was shot. A2: he died A3: the forest was being cut down and he got into a machine and was shredded to pieces A4: he fell asleep

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? It doesn't matter, the only chuck that matters is Chuck Norris.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

Your momma's so fat that when she looked in the mirror she broke down crying and threw up in the toilet because she is belemic.

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What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

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