- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the foreigners do to pass time? They blew up the twin towers.

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

A black man is picking cotton in a southern white mans field. This is because the white man is paying a more than fair wage and the black man is a 3rd generation cotton picker who enjoys taking part in his heritage.

What's cold, limp, approximately 65 pounds, and being dragged out of that pool with no safety fence over there? Not important, lets go get some Wendy's man.

Your mom

What do you get when you cross a chicken with an alligator? Go take some acid and find out for yourself

why was the boys t.v broken? because he through it out the window

Knock, knock. Come in.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because he was a loaf of bread

Why couldn't the fan turn on? Because it was broken.

What happens when a super saiyan eats a fully grown pineapple? hehe xd

My mother in law fell down a wishing well, i was amazed, i never new they actually worked

Why did the girl not get her mum a christmas present? Because she was adopted to two men when she was born, so it would be hard to give her mum a present...............................................

So after 2 years of dating, the man thought the woman actually loved him. So to find out they took a ski trip and during their day they were on the chairlift and the man asked the woman "Do you love me?" The woman replied "No...I'm just in it for the sex, but that's a nice ski mask you have on"

What do you call 2 lesbians in a canoe? Fur traders

what did the crocodile say to the fish? OMNOMNOMNOMNOM!! and then the fish swam away because of the the weird noise the crock was making...

How do you confuse Hellen Keller? You write a really difficult riddle in braille and tell her to solve it.

What's the difference between a trash can full of dead babies and a Porsche? I don't have a Porsche in my garage.

what did the alcholic get his children for christman, nothing i lied about the children. Another joke by rangler thumbs up for more.

Knock knock Who's there? Illiteracy.

A man walks into a chiropractor. The chiropractor asked whats wrong with you? The man replies My boner has scoliosis.

What did the doctor say to his patient? You have 2 weeks to live.

Three black guys go to the mall, they proceed to have a grand time!

Why was the little boy sad? Because he was raped.

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