- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black airline pilot? An airline pilot.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was already in the oven.

What's the difference between a black guy and a bench. A bench is wooden while a black guy has a human body composed of mostly water.

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

What do u call a boomerang that doesnt come back A stick

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

why are you reading this? You are bored out of your mind and don't want to do you're homework. and now that you read this, you will realize what you're doing and will now get back to work.

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

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roses are grey violets are grey so says my color blind cousin

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Why did the arm-less Ben fall off the swing? Gravity

tim tebow and mark sanchez will lead the jets to the superbowl

how come the exorcist eat crème brülé? because that deserves a carlsburg

What's green and has wheels? A green car.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

If your scared of paedophiles..... grow up

Aww good to see you looking positive! He said to the boy dying of HIV

Roses are red Violets are blue There are other flowers in the world But you wouldn't know it from this poem.

This made my day: The Japanese verb "to drink" is "nomimasu". [L]

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