how could you not hav not died of dehyderation?

What did the paper say to the pen? Nothing, they are inanimate objects!

No

Why is the Asian 2nd grader sad? Her best friend was diagnosed with breast cancer. She has 3 weeks to live.

Roses are Red, uh..uh..ahhhhh oh shit I just came that curse is true

Lucy laughed at the joke. Then realised she had gangrene.

What's more likely to happen in 2011 than the rapture? Finding my real parents.

Siete inglesi quindi non sapete nemmeno cosa c'è scritto ? Succhiacapre che non siete altro.

Why did the blonde get a good occupation? Because she had a great education in a private school.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

why did they plain crash? cause of gravity stupid

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What is your name, sir? My name is not Sir, my name is Jeff.

Amazing

dont be afraid of lard squeezing cause really its just me teasing

Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

What's black and blue and hates sex? A rape victim.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

This is an anti-joke.

Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

What is the same about a Duck and a Pickle? Neither of them can ride a bike.

How do you get a man out of a box? Blow the box up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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