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-Knock knok who's there? -Orange Orange who? -Orange you glad im an orange? ...I believe you have confused the noun "Orange" with the conjunction "aren't".

So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

How can you get a hot girl to notice you? Set her baby on fire.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What happed to the kid who survived cancer? He got hit by a plain.

True or False : it would not cause a public disturbence to express your P0rnagraphy to the public??? true. P0rnagraphy is the freedom of speech and ability to express oneself

Why did the man go to the doctors? He was concerned about his health.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

Hitler.. Hitlar... Hillar... Hillary Clinton

Knock Knock Who's there? UPS you have a package from Amazon. \ Oh, Thanks, where do I sign? Right here. Ok, thanks, have a nice day. Thanks you too.

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What did the devout Catholic man say to his gay neighbours who just got married? "Congratulations!"

A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimer's Roses are red

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.