- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between Josef fritsal and a fridge? A fridge can be thrown at a bowl of custard.

a white guy a black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Alright alright... But you gotta promise to call me then

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What's faster than a black man with a TV? olympic sprinters, cyclists, street legal cars, speed boats, helicopters, commercial airliners, bullets, fighters jets, missiles, SR-71, space shuttles, rocket ships, anything in orbit, excited electrons, and quite a lot more, actually.

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A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

How do you make a Flamingo cry? Hit it with a sledgehammer.

How many Lepers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? People with leprosy should not be doing general house keeping.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cross light said signal said "GO"

Knock knock. Who is there? The FBI. They have a warrant for your arrest.

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why was the guy coverd in garbage. I don't know but their are a lot of homeless people that can't afford the good stuff.

What do Michael Jordan and LeBron James have in common? They both have won NBA championships...except for Lebron.

A man walks into a bar. He orders a beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

You're always working, why don't you spend some time with your daughter? be a good father. But i already am. We're sleeping together while you work every night.

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