Roses are Red Violets are Blue If you think this is gonna rhyme, You're dead wrong.

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What does the redhead miss most at a party? Her father. He was in a car accident when she was young.

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Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

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What do you call A potato who is covered in red refrigerators and is known as a potato. Fallafal

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How did the man want his hair cut? In silence.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

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What happened when Mark's hair died? He got depressed that he was growing old and the signs of it were showing.

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James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

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Q:what happen to amy's baby A:it was eaten by a dingo.

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Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

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What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

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What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

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What do you can a Brazilian woman wearing a bikini? It depends on the case, but usually Brazilian women are named "Maria", "Ana", "Júlia" and many others kinds of names, with their root being hispanic, portguese and latin lenguages. Respectively, the names quoted have the English translation being "Mary", for Maria, "Anne", for Ana, and July, for Júlia.

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I was walking down the street and a guy fell down right next to me. He woke up a hour later and asked "what smells like year old cat pee?" I said "year old cat pee retard honestly." Then he died. Morale don't ask questions you don't want to know the answers to.

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Q: "What did the blueberry say to the cheesecake?" A: "I'm not your friend anymore!"

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One day a child goes to the doctor and says, "it hurts when do this" as he pokes his throat. The doctor, after several well-performed deep tissue testing, diagnosed the child with stage four esophageal cancer. The child cried himself to sleep that night.

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9 Cats on a boat. One Jumped off, how many left? 8.

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How many black people did it take to change the light bulb? I couldn't tell, the lights were out.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

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Your mom is so fat, that last night after reading and edition of Cosmo, she skipped dinner and cried herself to sleep due to her inability to live up to such an unrealistic feminine stereotype.

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Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

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There is a 5 second long and extremely depressing video, most cant watch it for any longer than 6 seconds

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three blondes are walking along the beach on a desert island, they each have plans to escape. The first swims off the island but is swept in with the current back to land The second blonde burns an SOS into the sand using a rock and twigs-the wind blows it out The third, realising how immature her freinds were, reaches into her pocket and pulls out her mobile phone and begins dialling the coast guard.

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A small plane is carrying three passengers: a young boy scout, a priest, and the smartest black man on earth. Due to improper planning, there are only three parachutes on the plane. The engines cut and the pilot takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The black man says, "I am the smartest black man in the world. I need to live." He takes a parachute and jumps out of the plane. The priest says to the boy scout, "Son, you take the last parachute. I have lived a full life." After a very touching moment, the boy scout puts on the parachute and jumps out of the plane. Minutes later, the priest dies a horrific death as the plane crashes into the desert.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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