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why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

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What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

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What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats blue, fuzzy and has little red dots all over? Beats me...

Why was the man scared? Because he was being attacked by a giant tiger.

Two women were sitting quietly.

What's big and red and if it falls out of a tree and can kill you - a fire truck

How do you make a frog stand still? Shoot it.

why did the chicken cross the road because on the other side his wife that he had loved for years was being tortured and he was trying to save her life.

Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

Why didnt jimmy go to school? He had a hangover

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What's the difference between a gay person and a Nazi? No gay person systematically murdered 6 million people.

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What the did the man say to his boss? You are my boss.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What Mistake Do Ghosts make? None ghosts dont exist..

thomas!!!!

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

What's red and round? A red and round solid.

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