Roses are red Violets are red Bushes are red Why's my garden on fire?

a man dyslexic into bar walks a

What's the difference between a gay and a homo?...........WTF I DON'T KNOW!?!?!?!?

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

Why was the gay guy sad?

A man walks into a bar He orders a beer, drinks the beer, then leaves.

Two babies wonder off from their home. They die of starvation because there parents could not find them in time.

There was once a really smart Hufflepuff.

when life knocks you down you don't do anything because life is a mental concept that does not have the ability to knock you down since it doesn't have a physical bodie

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Roses are red violets are blue your mother is pretty what happened to you.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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why did the chicken eat chicken noodle soup? Because he killed his brother.

How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? None, for the task at hand is so simple, you should do it.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Why did the blond wreak her car? She stayed up a very long time studying for her mid-term exam, And therefore, was not as attentive to the flow of traffic.

Bartender: What are you having? Sally: Can I have a martini? Bartender: How do you want it? Sally: I want it tall and black, like my man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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