What's the meaning of life? I forgot to write it down.

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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i dont fisish anythi

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Q: What's the difference between lucky charms and a baby? A: One is magically delicious and the other is a breakfast serial.

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Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

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What is grosser than somebody eating their own booger? Someone else eating that persons booger

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

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Did you hear about the one about the man who walked into the library? He likes reading

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its all aodhan

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How many moose does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, it is biologically and theoretically impossible for a moose to climb a ladder and screw in a light bulb.

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The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

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A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

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Yo mama so fat she went on a diet and steadily lost wait

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What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

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Who always participates in "No shave November"? The homeless.

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what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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A blind man crosses the street... he is hit by a car

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Meow

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I'm getting sick of holocaust jokes can't you Nazi Anne Frankly I'm sick of it

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What is bloody and has two legs? Half of a cat.

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What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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What did the cover say when it fell off the bed? Oh sheet!

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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall All the king's horses and all the king's men, went and made an omelette.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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