A white man, a black man and an asian walked into a bar. They got a drink and discussed multiple issues of the day and then went their seperate ways home.

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A wife says to her husband "Everybody's coming over tonight, I want you to dress nice." *logically this cannot happen because there is no way that this couples residence can fit all 6 or so billion people in the world, nor would they want to.

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Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

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knock knock who's there Bob I don't know you Bob and if you don't get off my porch this minute i'm calling the authorities.

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How old is your mom Dead

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whats worse than 9/11? not much haaaa

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

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what's gray, red, and goes over a 100 mph? a toad in a blender

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a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

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Why doesn't Helen Keller know how to drive? because she's a woman.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? Because they kept saying Bach bach Bach. No. Beethoven was deaf. He couldnt understand what they were saying.

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Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?".

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Rsoes aer rde, voiltes are bule, i have dyslexia. It's not funny.

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Me Chinese Me no joke Me die of cancer.

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What do you get when you put the head of a lion on the body of an eagle?2 dead animals and a fine for killing protected species.

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Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel on his crotch... The bartender calls the police as the man is arrested as piracy an act of robbery or criminal violence.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because people have encroached on it's natural habitat.

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4 gay men walked into a bar. it was a gay bar. all 4 men had a good time

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What did the terrorist do to the small village? Destroy it with a bomb vest.

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99 bottles of beer on the wall, 99 bottles of beer, take one down pass it around, 98 bottles of beer on the wall. 10 minutes into the song one man succumbs to alcohol poisoning.

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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