what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb? It's a trick question. Feminists can't change anything.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

When I was just a little kid, my daddy lest the house and we all joined him to wherever he wanted to live.

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

What is 6 1/2 inches when erected? My penis.

What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? Women's Rights

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

Why did the guy die? He had a fatal heart attack.

What did the guy say to the campgrounds? It was in tents (get it like intense but it is a pun)

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm extremely unstable. And So are you.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

What's red and hurts your teeth. Answer: a brick

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

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