Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Obamacare

Why did the TV not turn off? You need to use a remote.

roses are black, violets are black, im dead.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a room? A: Depends on how hard you can throw.

What does Kim Kardashian and a Navy Vessel have in common? They are both full of seamen!

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

What is red and green and goes round and round? A frog in a blender!

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

Women are only good for two things... Being raped and being raped in the ass.

What's more depressing than watching a worm watching to worms

Nice belt.

Whats white and can't climb trees? Yogurt.

Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

How do you make a plumber sad? You murder his family.

What is life? Paul.

Guy #1: Knock knock Guy #2: Whos there? Guy #1: Interrupting murderer Guy #2: Interrupting murd.... Guy #1: STAB!!!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

Why did little jimmy fall of the playground? He was blind and wasn't aware of his surroundings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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